Saturday, November 20, 2010

Thodi Si Ebaadat Bohat Sa Silla Deti Hai.



بـــــــــــــــــــســم الله الرحمن الرحــيــــــــــــــــم
Thodi Si Ebaadat Bohat Sa Silla Deti Hai.

Gulab Ki Tarha Chehra Khila Deti Hai.

Allah Ki Yaad Ko Dil Sey Jane Na Dena.

Kabhi Kabhi Choti Si Dua Arsh Hila Deti Hai.


بـــــــــــــــــــســم الله الرحمن الرحــيــــــــــــــــم
Jism ki Tundrusti Namaz may hai

Dil Ki Taqat Tilwat-e-Quran May hai ,………..

Dimage ke quwat zikr-e-ilahi May Hai ,…..

Rooh ki Rahat Durood Sharif May hai…….


بـــــــــــــــــــســم الله الرحمن الرحــيــــــــــــــــم

Ye na Sochou
ke……………………………………
ALLAH Pak Dua fourun Qabool kyun nahin karta
Balke shukar kro
ke……………………………………
ALLAH Rub ul Ezzat hamaray Gunahon ki Saza foran nahin deta”

Dear Friends traveling to UAE ,

Dear Friends traveling to UAE ,

Don't now if this is true, but then forewarned is fore-armed ? Maybe the people you know of in the UAE could give a feedback ?


Dear Friends traveling to UAE ,
As Received................If you plan to travel to UAE or Via UAE.........
Do not carry Khas-Khas.
Please take care while bringing luggage given by relatives or friends.
A mail received as follows……..
 I  came to know of a case from a friend of mine which is very scary. One of his friends was traveling to UK via Dubai . Unfortunately he was carrying a packet of Khas Khas which is a commonly used spice in some Indian curries and sweets. Khas Khas is also known as poppy seed which can be sprouted to grow narcotics (afeem etc.). 

This innocent person did not know that recently the laws in UAE and other Gulf countries have been revised and carrying Khas Khas is punishable with minimum 20 years of imprisonment or even worse with death penalty . Currently, the person is in a jail in Dubai for the last two weeks. His friends are frantically trying hard for his release but are finding that this has become a very very serious case. Lawyers are asking huge fees amounting to AED 100,000 even to appear in the court to plead for his innocence. 

Please forward this email to all you know specially in India . They should know the seriousness of this matter and should never ever carry even minutest quantities of the following items when traveling to Gulf countries: 

1. Khas Khas whether raw, roasted or cooked. 
2. Paan
 , chewing tobacco
3. Beetle nut (supari and its products, e.g. Paan Parag etc.) 

The penalties are very severe and it could destroy the life of an innocent person. 

I appeal you to create the awareness by forwarding this email to all you know. As much as possible do not carry anything given by friends.

PRICELESS WORDS

PRICELESS WORDS


A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a

couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the bed side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. 
So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
`Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go to the market.
Love You!`

Totally shocked with the note, he goes to the kitchen and sure enough
there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
He asks, `Son, what happened last night?`

Son says, `Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door`.

Confused, the man asks, `So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with your mom!`

Son replies, `Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your clothes and shoes off, you said,

`LADY , LEAVE ME ALONE! I`M MARRIED!`

Moral
Self-induced hangover - Rs.400.00
Broken crockery - Rs.800.00
Breakfast - Rs.20.00
Saying the Right Thing even when Drunk - `PRICELESS`

THERE ARE TRULY SOME THINGS THAT BOTH MONEY AND MASTERCARD CAN`T BUY !!! 

Sunday, November 14, 2010

How to Pronounce SALAAMS (Greeting) is Important

Assalam-U-Alaikum

How to Pronounce

SALAAMS (Greeting) is Important 
How to Pronounce
 
Assalam-U-Alaikum = Peace be showered upon you

Vs
 
Saam-O-Alaikum = Destruction be on to you 
Asaam-O-Alaikum = Death be imposed upon you

Assa-E-Kum = Pleasure be ceased upon you

Slam-Le-Kum = Curse be upon you 
There are basic mistakes and even as Muslims…. 
We do not know how to say Assalam-U-Alaikum
 
So be careful about it..............
 
Forward it to all our Muslim brothers … And Sisters