Showing posts with label PRICELESS WORDS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PRICELESS WORDS. Show all posts

Saturday, November 20, 2010

PRICELESS WORDS

PRICELESS WORDS


A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a

couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the bed side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. 
So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
`Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go to the market.
Love You!`

Totally shocked with the note, he goes to the kitchen and sure enough
there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
He asks, `Son, what happened last night?`

Son says, `Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door`.

Confused, the man asks, `So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with your mom!`

Son replies, `Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your clothes and shoes off, you said,

`LADY , LEAVE ME ALONE! I`M MARRIED!`

Moral
Self-induced hangover - Rs.400.00
Broken crockery - Rs.800.00
Breakfast - Rs.20.00
Saying the Right Thing even when Drunk - `PRICELESS`

THERE ARE TRULY SOME THINGS THAT BOTH MONEY AND MASTERCARD CAN`T BUY !!! 

Sunday, October 3, 2010

MUSHKILAIN,PARESHANIYAN HAL(HATAM) HONGI (INSHAALLAH AZZAWAJAL)



ASSALAMU ALAIKUMMMMMMMMMMM

MUSHKILAIN,PARESHANIYAN HAL(HATAM) HON GI (INSHAALLAH AZZAWAJAL)

1.bemari(illness)
2.qarazdari
3.berozgari(no job)
4.dushman ki tarf se nuqsaan,aeza,takleef
5.ya koi si bi aafat aa padhe
6.koi cheez ghum(lost)ho jaye
7.kisi ki baat sun kar acha na lage,dukh pahenche
8.thokar lag jaye
9.bas,car etc kharab ho jaye
10.traffic jam ho jaye
11.koi mare
12.dil dukhaye
13.ya dil dukh jaye
14.karo bar(business)mein nuqsaan ho jaye
algarz choti ya badi koi si bi pareshani ho to neeche likhi huyi dua padhein

(BISMILLAH_HIR_RAHMANIRAHEEM 
WA _LA _HAWLA _WA_LA_QUWATA_ILLA_BILLAH_HIL_ALI_YIL_AZEEM) padhte rehni ki aadat bana lijea.

aur jo koi is dua ko din mein kisi bi waqt 10 baar padhe ga wo gunahoo se aisa paak ho jata hai jaise ke us din tha jab paida hua ho.